Thinking Their Newborn Is Cute
We've all seen that newborn photo. The one that looks like the Crypt Keeper in a $40 Aden & Anais sleep sack. If you've ever looked back on photos of your day-old child and thought, "Wow. Can't...
View ArticleFacebook Brags
We've all seen the status updates:"Jimmy started walking today at only 9 months!""Little Carolina has memorized all 50 states and their capitals. Can you believe she's only four?!?"Some parents prefer...
View ArticleStaying Home on Saturday Nights
Remember when Saturday night didn't mean wine at home, Land Before Time XIV, wrestling rugrats into their pajamas and passing out by 10PM? Yeah, neither can we.Parenting means always having to wait...
View ArticleBabywearing
First it was the Baby Bjorns. San Francisco yuppies toting their precious gems to Whole Foods in what looked like some kind of fuel pack/armour combo. Little did they know that they appeared to be...
View ArticleTarget
If you're not reading this on your phone inside of a Target, you're planning your next trip. Or maybe you're sitting in the parking lot wondering how you went in for laundry soap and walked out with...
View ArticleWalmart
Walmart. Oh Walmart. You're like that boy in college who we knew was bad for us and that we could NEVER bring home but kept around because he was *cough* good at a few important things. One important...
View ArticleHating Caillou
There is no decision as universal in the parenting world as the one we have made to hate Caillou.His voice.His whine.His eery lack of hair.We are all shocked that Canada, the country that gives us some...
View Article"Happy Birthday, Child" Facebook Statuses
Every parent knows that come their child's birthday they are REQUIRED to post a birthday message on Facebook. Our kids will never actually see these messages, but who cares, right? It's also an...
View ArticleCoffee
Remember when you used to go to bed knowing the next time you wake up it would be morning? Yeah, we can't either.Parents, we know you're afraid to go to sleep. You are actually scared to close your...
View ArticleSilently Judging Other Parents
"Can you believe their 8 year-old still sleeps with them?""I would never let my kids eat that garbage.""Why do you dress him like that?"One of the many perks of being a parent is that you're under the...
View ArticleBeing Against Juice
Being a North American parent in 2015 means you have a lot of information and fewer concerns than most of the world. We're not raising kids in war-torn cities. We deal with foreclosure but not...
View ArticleMLMs- Network Marketing Companies
Random Potential Parent Friend At The Park: Hey! You look cool and have a kid just like me, want to be best friends?You: That would be amazing! Yeah!Random Potential Parent Friend At The Park:...
View ArticleDrive Thru Grocery Stores
There's a reason parents describe shopping for food alone as a vacation. Have you tried doing it with kids? If you've got a baby in tow you either have to perch the bucket carseat precariously on the...
View ArticleUpdating Facebook
We hear it all the time: "Parents post too much on Facebook." What the childless (or child-free as they like to be called) don't understand is that once you have kids, your social life goes down the...
View ArticleJudging Your Carseat Facebook Photo
We all do it. If you say you haven't done it, you're lying right now which is worse than not properly putting in a carseat. You know you're a parent if you've ever judged someone on the following:Their...
View ArticleSecond Dinner
Family dinners on television always look so serene. The kids gather 'round excitedly, the plates all match, the table is set and a perfectly cooked roast graces the center of the table. Everyone is...
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